Clearance Level: 3
Status: Confused. Always.
The only Exchange Man with a name. Sarcastic, disillusioned, and increasingly suspicious of how deep the bureaucracy goes. Every day is paperwork and paranoia. He never signed up for this. Literally.

Clearance Level: Unknown
Status: Enforcing
Unnervingly calm and strictly by the book. But which book? Eve follows the rules with almost religious devotion… except when she doesn’t. Could be George’s worst enemy or only ally.

Clearance Level: Orange (allegedly)
Status: Logged in
Todd is tech support. Todd is also security. Todd doesn’t care. He’s either seen too much or couldn’t be bothered. Either way, he’s probably holding the keys to everything — and forgetting where he put them.

Clearance Level: Pink
Status: Smiling :)
Always smiling. Always polite. Always unsettling. Kara handles compliance and employee morale. No one knows where she came from. She says “We’re all part of the team” right before recommending termination.

Clearance Level: 7
Status: Actively avoiding you
Mr. Langley speaks in vague metaphors and corporate word clouds. He supervises George, technically — but nothing is ever direct. Is he incompetent or just really good at hiding something?

Clearance Level: 7

Status: Flawless
By-the-book doesn’t even begin to cover it. Deborah never breaks the rules because she somehow knows all of them — even the ones that haven’t been invented yet. George is both impressed and deeply annoyed.